Saturday, December 20, 2008

THE TOP 15 LISTS FROM AROUND THE WEB

Okay, so here's my perfectly viable excuse as to why I'm doing a list about lists: I have a crappy cold with a ear so solidly plugged it feels like a wad of Silly Putty's been wedged in there. So, the greatest portion of my time, aside from the typical Christmas and a trilogy of children, is fucking around with this ridiculous ear and feeding it whatever type of meds I can cram in there relatively safely. Anyway, that aside, I still felt like I ought to do a fun list and so, I thought, what the heck, why not give some big ups to those other folks out there doing the good work by listing everything under the sun. So sit back and enjoy the work others have done. Oh, and lest you believe this list has no Christmasy connotations, just check out the top few and 'Yule' see. Get it? Ho ho!




15) THE TOP 12 EVIL ROBOTS FROM WESTWORLD.COM

-- Robots are generally really cool, unless their either severely annoying or else completely evil. This list happens to cover the latter. Here's the link: EVIL EVIL BOTS. --








14) SIX DISCOVERIES THAT HAVE BAFFLED THE SHIT OUT OF SCIENTISTS

-- Science is great! Those cats can explain everything in a nice, neat nut-shell! No, wait. They can't. EVER. So, to prove that point, here's SIX NASTY UNEXPLAINED STUFF. Yes, that's the sentence I'm going with. --








13) TOP HOTTIES IN VIDEO GAME LAND FROM 2008

-- Decent video games without even a glimpse of a hot chick are almost unheard of, so, it had to pretty damn difficult to narrow it down to a concise list. But here it is, in ALL ITS HOTNESS. --








12) AH NOSTALGIA! HOW ABOUT 20 VIDEO GAME ADS? COOL!

-- Relive just a little bit of your childhood (well, provided your at least thirty) with these really awesome and slightly disturbing video game commercials from yesteryear. FOLLOW THE LINK TO MEMORY LANE. --








11) BEER. THAT IS ALL.

-- I love me some beer and I love me some of it as often as I can get it. So, it's always nice to find out a little bit of interesting info on a few unusual beers I'll likely never taste. And that is sad. THIS WAY TO BEER TOWN. --








10) DUUUUUUDE, LET'S GET HIGH... OFF OF THESE WEIRD THINGS.

-- Now I'm not one to purposely get baked off of anything illegal (anymore) but it is nice to know that those folks out there looking to avoid Johnny Law can get their noggins tweaked off THESE PERFECTLY LEGAL SUBSTANCES. --








9) LET'S COOK!

-- I love the Food Tv. I'll spend hours just watching Alton, Giada, Tyler, and all those other food-fixin' freaks and that's the very reason why seeing screwed up moments like these is just so funny! GET YOUR COOK ON! --








8) SOME REALLY REALLY DISTURBING HORROR FLICK MOMENTS

-- Yes, I can see how that title could appear as an oxymoron, but I assure, it isn't. Horror movies in general contain a bunch of fucked up scenes, but THESE SCENES ARE ESPECIALLY BIZARRE. --








7) MIA: THESE LONG GONE CONFECTIONS

-- Many of us grew up on the sweet stuff. It made little difference whether or not our parents allowed candy or not, we'd find ways to get ahold of the stuff. Relive those bygone days with THESE CANDIES GONE AWOL. --








6) COME ON DOWN!

-- Back when many of these awesome game shows were created, it wasn't even fathomed that we'd, one day, have a dedicated Game Show Network, and yet, they were still cool. SPIN THE WHEEL RIGHT HERE. --








5) ONE HUNDRED OF THE GREATEST MOVIE POSTERS OF ALL TIME

-- Though a hundred seems excessive, this collection really does show off the wide variety of the best film prints ever and many are quite obscure. CHECK THEM OUT RIGHT HERE. --








4) THE MOST EVIL IN SCI-FI SANTAS

-- You read it right, and it's just that simple: SCIENCE FICTION SANTAS OF DOOM! --








3) THE CREEPIEST SANTA DISPLAYS EVER

-- More Santa! This time we're offered displays and the mall variety looking like they crawled out of some bizarre King novel. SANTA CLAUSE IS CREEPING TO TOWN. --








2) AND NOW, HOW ABOUT SOME SEXY SANTAS!

-- Don't worry, we're not talking Brokeback Chippendales here, this is, after all, a family site. Conversely, we're talking hot, hot chicks in Santy get-up's! HURRAY FOR SANTA BOOBIES! --








1) THE MOST BIZARRE CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS AROUND

-- Though the wacked out concept of Christmas and its Santas and sleighs and decorated trees is, in and of itself, a pretty messed up tradition, this list makes our holiday look like, well, Christmas. GET A LITTLE SCARED RIGHT HERE. --






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