Wednesday, December 3, 2008

THE TOP 10 STAR WARS GOOFS 3: RETURN OF THE JEDI

I have to admit from the get go that locating all of the video files for the gaffs in this, the original Star Wars trilogy, has been a bit tough... well, for the first two, at any rate. For some reason it became so much easier for me to find the little bits of siliness for Jedi, and partly because one scene, the Skiff battle on Tatooine, contained a third of them! Thank goodness for that as it certainly cut back on the searching I had to do... so much searching... oh well: what I do for you fans out there. Yeesh! Anyway, after this last film of the classic trilogy I will be taking a break from standard lists and moving on to the Holiday themed ones till Christmas, after which I'll finish up the Second Trilogy. Okay, enough of the blabber...




10) BATTER UP! (3:15)

**I was always under the impression that a clean whack from an ignited light saber would cleave one in twain, not react like a Luisville Slugger! Watch the Skiff guard take one for the team.**








9) GLOVES: TO WEAR OR NOT TO WEAR (3:46)

** As Lando takes a dive from the sail barge, he's shown wearing gloves, and is in nearly all of the subsequet close-up shots. However, at a distance, he's clearly bare-handed.**








8) HE'S A VENTRILOQUIST, OBVIOUSLY. (6:28)

**Watch closely just after Leia responds to Luke's request to point the gun at the deck, he turns to her and says, "Come on!" though his lips don't move!**







7) NOW THAT'S A SUPPORT TEAM (6:42)

**Just as the Skiff comprised of our escaping heroes blasts off into the desert, watch just below the little remaining skiff and you can clearly see a stick not only supporting it (from the mdel itself), but also casting a shadow! It does go away after a few frames so look closely.**








6) WHO THE HECK SAID THAT? (7:40)

**Luke, Lando, and Chewie are marched into Jabba's throne room just after Luke's defeat of the Rancor. Leia's name is shouted as though to ask where she is, and the response, "I'm here" is ot only not coming out of her mouth, but it's also not even Carrie Fisher's voice.**








5) OH YEAH, NOW I HAVE TWO! (3:35)

**Thanks to an apparent cut scene, as Vader persues a reluctant Luke, he's shown carrying not just his own ignited saber, but a second as well in his left hand (you can clearly see the handle). Note: This scene takes place before Luke tosses his saber away to the chagrin of the Emperor.**






4) WOAH! THAT'S A BIG BOX! (6:40)

**One of the Imperial officers yells to increase the shield power as one of the doomed Rebellion ships bursts through the glass and miraculously turns into a hurtling box. Now that's a Transformer!**






3) FAST AND PREVIOUSLY INVISIBLE (2:09)

**Just as Lando pilots the Millennium Falcon into the 'trap', he says, "Fighter coming in!" just a a whole slew of them materialize out of nowhere.**








2) SO YOU WANT ME TO KILL HIM? I'M SO CONFUSED! (:19)

**Luke decides he's had enough and lashes out with his light saber at the Emperor, when we're shown a close-up of the blades, Vader's is at the wrong angle (in 'front') to block Luke's, instead it looks as though he's pushing it toward Palpatine.**








1) HAN GETS HIM SOME 

** Intentional or not (though I'd love to believe Han just wanted a little slice of Leia's fine curves), you can plain-as-day see Han grope and grab a whole handful of Leia's left breast. Nice.**








****BONUS BONUS BONUS BONUS****

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